And the woodchuck DID chuck the wood, and the wood lay across the land, like unto the tribes of Israel. And the LORD GOD spake unto the woodchuck, and said: “Thou shalt chuck wood even as thy children and children’s children shall chuck wood. But thou shalt not chuck wood on the Sabbath, or I shall smite thee, and thy wood shall be unchucked.”
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Assume an ideal woodchuck. Determine how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood at both a constant and a variable rate.
Constant rate of chucking:
A woodchucks output is determined by the volume of wood chucked over a given time. For a constant rate of wood chucking, the output may be expressed as:
Variable rate of chucking:
If a woodchuck chucks a variable rate of wood per chuck, the output may be expressed as:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck?
Chuck Norris doesn’t chuck wood: he stares at the wood and it chucks itself.