Posted by: bkivey | 15 October 2010

Funny Friday

A Coffee Klatsch

Since Lucifer and his colleagues left the Heavenly Kingdom and set up shop in Hell, he and God would get together from time to time over coffee to catch up on how the other was doing. Sometimes they would meet in Hell, sometimes in Heaven. During one such meeting in Heaven Satan remarked that he’d gotten hold of an engineer.

“Yeah, things are going much better now that I’ve got an engineer. Climate control’s been stabilized and we even have flush toilets.”

God was not pleased to hear this. “Wait a minute, you know that all engineers are supposed to go to Heaven. St. Peter was training some new hires on the Gates last week. Just send the engineer up here and we’ll get everything straightened out.”

“No, I think I’ll hang on to them. I’d like to see what improvements can be made with all eternity to work with.”

“Now look here, you know the rules. I get all the engineers. I want them up here now.”


“If you don’t send me that engineer, I’ll .  . . ”

“You’ll what?”

“I’ll sue!”

Satan started laughing so hard he almost choked on his coffee.

“What’s so funny?!”

“Where do you think you’ll get a lawyer?”

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