I happened upon this story from 6 July 2011 on a TV station website. It’s one of those things that doesn’t seem like it should be true, but apparently it is. Reprinted in it’s entirety for your reading pleasure.
Justin Dale Little Jim arrested, found in back of adult store.
A Woodbridge man was caught and arrested in a bit of a compromising position early Tuesday morning.
Justin Dale Little Jim, 28, was charged with burglary, grand larceny and felony destruction of property after he was caught in the back room of an adult store “attempting sexual relations” with a blow-up doll, InsideNova.com reports.
“It’s sad because of our stuff is reasonably priced. Anyone can come in here and purchase it,” said Jerry Poe, the manager of MVC couples boutique.
Poe says the police dog took a bite out of little Jim when it found him.
InsideNova reports that police found the glass door of the MVP Late Night store in the 14500 block of Jefferson Davis Highway shattered at about 2:45 a.m. When they entered, police dogs led officers to a closet, where they found Little Jim and the doll.
Neighbors say Little Jim is an officer in the U.S. Army and a veterinarian at Fort Belvoir. Jay Loggins lives next door to Jim. He described the man as kind and polite, but said their neighborly dynamic would change now.
“Realistically speaking, I’ll look at him a little differently and probably not invite him into the residence until this issue is resolved,” Loggins said.
Little Jim is being held without bond.